Rhetorical Questions...

1. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

2. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

3. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

4. Why is the word “dictionary” in the dictionary?

5. Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?

6. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

7. Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

8. Why is a boxing ring square?

9. Why is it that doctors call what they do “practice”?

10. Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?

11. Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?

12. Why don’t you ever see the headline“Psychic Wins Lottery”?

13. Why is it that when you’re drivingand looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

14. Why is “abbreviated” such a long word?

15. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

16. Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive?

17. Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?

18. Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouths closed?

19. Can fat people go skinny-dipping?